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Post by Wids on Oct 23, 2011 11:18:34 GMT -5
NAME: DM Scurvy AGE: Lots SPECIES: Vitamin Deficiency RACE: NASCAR HEIGHT: Taller than a breadbox WEIGHT: Lighter than a ship EYES: Rage HAIR: Rainbow COMPLEXION: Yes RELIGION: The First Church of Saint Blackbeard the Pirate DRINKS: Rum, tears of anguish, penguins EATS: Frozen rum, more frozen rum, the bitter remorse of the defeated KNOWN ALLERGIES: Limes, hard work, Communists BLOOD TYPE: 5W-30 DATE LAST SEEN: Half a week ago DATE LAST HEARD FROM: Too long ago PLACE LAST SEEN: The Intarweb If seen, please have him get the fark back on the forums and say something. Acceptable tools towards this end may include bribes with money, bribes with pie, comforting lies, human sacrifices, princesses with marriage proposals and huge dowries, nets, flare guns, chains, manacles, whips, snare drums, stage magicians, trigonometry, hypnosis, episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, angry porcupines, Robert DeNiro, tear gas, power tools, cement trucks, magnets, foul sorcery, sanitary sorcery, the Kool-Aid Man, prostitution, zombie hordes, the Dream World, pirates with hooks for hands, pirates with jetpacks, 32-pounder culverins, hoboes with shotguns, antibiotics, squirt guns filled with anything but acid and/or holy water, dirt bikes, doe urine, talking dolphins, Civil War veterans, dentists, seaweed, bratty little kids, Skype, lions and cake. A reward shall be given to whomever brings DM Scurvy home to the Pirate Isles. The reward may or may not include a perfectly working tricycle in either hot pink, vomit green or hobo brown finishes. The reward may or may not include anything more tangible than a warm and fuzzy feeling from a job well done, so keep your fingers crossed. Thank you for your time, your compassion and your gullibility. We wish you luck in your somewhat noble and selfless quest to find DM Scurvy. Git 'er done! ;D
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Post by DM Scurvy on Oct 23, 2011 17:02:15 GMT -5
*sighs*
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Post by Wids on Oct 23, 2011 21:54:16 GMT -5
Is that a "Hello again, sorry to have worried you with my absence" sigh or a "Man, I wish this guy would shut up already" sigh? ;D Also: Hi, what kept ya?
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Post by 828stingstingneo on Oct 24, 2011 9:14:14 GMT -5
In hopes of getting that hobo brown tricycle I will neither confirm nor deny playing any part in finding DM Scurvy. I just wanted to fill in the table for myself because it sounds like fun.
NAME: 828StingStingneo AGE: Older than God SPECIES: Never seen it RACE: No HEIGHT: Shorter than a ship WEIGHT: Heavier than a breadbox EYES: Two HAIR: Yes COMPLEXION: No RELIGION: Got it DRINKS: milk, caffeine free Coke that's not diet, blood, white coffee, horses EATS: for two KNOWN ALLERGIES: Sunshine and flowers, any temperature below 76 degrees, bugs, umbrellas, stinky diapers, human beings, water, any temperature above 73 degrees BLOOD TYPE: A, B, O. . . it all tastes the same, really DATE LAST SEEN: Today DATE LAST HEARD FROM: Too recently PLACE LAST SEEN: Here
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Post by DM Scurvy on Oct 24, 2011 16:23:05 GMT -5
Is that a "Hello again, sorry to have worried you with my absence" sigh or a "Man, I wish this guy would shut up already" sigh? ;D Also: Hi, what kept ya? Between school and jujutsu, my schedule became quite nasty about the time when High Harvestide was going to happen. Not only did I feel like it was going to be overwhelmingly difficult for me (as a novice DM) to DM something of that magnitude, I had no chance to prepare for it. So I ran away from everything. And then I felt guilty and was scurred of coming back.
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Post by Wids on Oct 24, 2011 19:32:37 GMT -5
Aw. You didn't have to feel like that. You know how patient and easygoing I am. It took a long time just to get the shrine moved and reconsecrated, and I was cool with that. Rome wasn't built in a day, right? Hey, I'm just glad to have you around. So Highharvestide didn't go as planned. So what? Serrica just has to keep on plotting and manipulating and winning people's hearts to satisfy her agenda, that's all. Besides, not all was lost; Serrica did get jiggy with a few other characters and a townie or two, and she finally coaxed Quin into getting off her back over the whole "You summon undead and I think that's bad" thing. Less opposition on the road ahead = Doubleplusgood. (And it also gave me a chance to remind King-Gilgamesh that Serrica hasn't yet gone public with her faith and that her fealty to Umberlee is still OOC knowledge at this time, unless I've screwed up somewhere along the way; Marion Sails may suspect something amiss after that holy symbol incident, and Serrica has been pretty candid with Hrothgar Stormwind and Westin Junka, but other than that, Serrica's still professing to be one of Istishia's priests to every other adventurer and townie she comes across. Of course, all of those "Istishia's the coolest, isn't he?" questions that she asks everyone aren't quite the honest attempts at proselytization that they seem to be.... ) In hopes of getting that hobo brown tricycle I will neither confirm nor deny playing any part in finding DM Scurvy. I just wanted to fill in the table for myself because it sounds like fun. Well, Scurvy already won the hobo brown tricycle for turning himself in. But instead, you can have this allen wrench that I used to assemble the trike...and an Exalt for making me laugh. ;D NAME: 828StingStingneo AGE: Older than God SPECIES: Never seen it RACE: No HEIGHT: Shorter than a ship WEIGHT: Heavier than a breadbox EYES: Two HAIR: Yes COMPLEXION: No RELIGION: Got it DRINKS: milk, caffeine free Coke that's not diet, blood, white coffee, horses EATS: for twoKNOWN ALLERGIES: Sunshine and flowers, any temperature below 76 degrees, bugs, umbrellas, stinky diapers, human beings, water, any temperature above 73 degrees BLOOD TYPE: A, B, O. . . it all tastes the same, really DATE LAST SEEN: Today DATE LAST HEARD FROM: Too recently PLACE LAST SEEN: Here I see what you did there. So when's the baby due?
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Post by 828stingstingneo on Oct 30, 2011 10:58:39 GMT -5
;D Any day now, supposedly. My OB already asked me if I'm tired of being pregnant and want to be induced. Being induced before the due date feels a little like cheating, though. The official due date is 11/10, but I'm hoping for either 11/9 (my mom's birthday) or 11/11/11. 11/12 would be good, too; since we already have a couple family members with 12th birth-dates it'd be easy to remember. Too bad the 13th isn't a Friday or I might cheer for that, too. Tomorrow I've got a dentist's appointment, trick-or-treating with the kids, and a choir practice, so knowing my luck it'll actually be today or tomorrow sometime, or perhaps Tuesday to conflict with All Saint's Day and/or my husband's important test. Yes, I'm a believer in Murphy's Law.
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Post by Wids on Nov 4, 2011 20:59:49 GMT -5
Better hope it's 11/11/11. We won't have another date like that for a hundred years...unless you count the triple play that is 12/12/12, that is.
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Post by Wids on Mar 22, 2012 2:05:11 GMT -5
"Last Login Date: Feb 25, 2012, 2:56am" I miss Scurvy again.
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Post by DM Scurvy on Mar 23, 2012 9:49:39 GMT -5
How strange that I check in on things the day after you post that.
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Post by Wids on Mar 23, 2012 11:55:22 GMT -5
Clearly we are connected by the Force.
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